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I swear that I am not making this up… the LA Times has an article this morning about how the 2020 Election will be so critical, that California is changing its Primary date (again) so as to be “relevant.”


So the fallout from last night begins. People are happy, people are sad. People are angry, people are morose. Why? Literally, what has changed since this time yesterday? The sun came up this morning, right? Stand by though, for the next two years we will build up to THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION EVER!!!!!!

Meanwhile, the same questions get asked. from the Text Machine: “Dave, how come Jews don’t vote repulican [sic]? The GOP supports Israel and the demoncrats don’t.”

Okay… I’ll explain it again. This time I’ll even use news from yesterday to demonstrate my point…

The Flat-Earthers have a new theory to explain things… Trust me on this one… the OLD theory makes more sense…


Bork Flight Now Boarding

As we sit on tenterhooks and await with baited breath and every other cliché for the metaphorical Borking of Kavanaugh to draw to its merciful close, we notice that other things are happening in the world of Republican (GOP) controlled government that are all about freedom, liberty and making sure that the American people are protected.

I kid, of course. They passed a new FAA bill that does absolutely nothing to make your life better or freer, but does make sure that they get a lot – and I mean a LOT – more lobbying money and goodies from their buddies in the Airline Industry while promising you and me to “regulate” seat size.

Which, of course, brings us back to the real problem that Totalitarian, Run-Every-Aspect-Of-Your-Life Government types – regardless of party, have with Judge Kavanaugh, which is nothing about abortion, women, or #MeToo. It is 100% about a pervert named Gundy and whether or not the 4th Branch of Government should even exist.

Speaking of cases the Court might hear, former Bremerton High Football Coach Joe Kennedy is making the rounds of social again with memes that are not only designed to inflame the passions of WASPs but are inherently leaving out a couple of MAJOR facts. Time to actually THINK, people, don’t just swallow the echo chambers Kool-Aid…

Rod Rosenstein should have been fired already, but thanks to our “politics first” mentality he wasn’t. Now, he has signed his termination papers, but thanks to our “politics first” mentality he hasn’t actually walked out the door yet…

The Flat-Earthers have an explanation for pretty much everything. Even the fall equinox. which includes the idea that the sun is a basketball-sized heat amp 3000 miles away. seriously. They believe that. And they vote…


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