“It’s a Trap!!!”


noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooApparently we have reached the point of the wussification of America that some Postal Stamps are “too dangerous” for children to view.  I wish that I was making that up. But I am not. The Government is going to destroy and entire run of printed but unused stamps because they depict “Get Moving” activities – as pushed by the First Lady – that are considered “too dangerous for children. remember that the next time and insipid radio ad from the USPS griping about about how they need more money.

In case you missed it, and you should have, Tanning Mom has made her porn debut.

The man known for dressing up in an Elmo costume and harassing New York City tourists with anti-Semitic outbursts was sentenced in Manhattan Criminal Court on Wednesday to a year in jail after admitting he tried to extort $2 million from the Girl Scouts” (I tried to write a better description of the story, but I couldn’t, so I stole the first one from the article).

If you ever see a turtle crossing an Interstate Highway in Florida, just know that “It’s a Trap!”

“This is bewildering. We were unaware that the law required anyone to give an explanation for having tea, whether in the morning, noon or night. One might take tea in a variety of ways, not all of them always elegant or delicate, some of them perhaps even noisy. But we know of no way to drink tea ‘suspiciously'”

MJC Student Rob Van Tuinen has filed a suit against the school over its idiotic and unlawful restrictions of free speech.

In some countries efficiency trumps democracy. In Azerbaijan they just release the election results before the polls open.

“The first thing that went through my head is somebody should do something, and that’s when I got really upset and disappointed with myself, because I realized I had the opportunity to do something. And I didn’t want to be a hypocrite who just tweeted about it.” So he grabbed a sword. Seriously.

spriteFrom the “John Found This” File, avoiding hangovers just became a whole lot easier!

At 4:23 p.m, Cows, bulls, mules and horses were running loose on Pleasant Hills Drive.

Top 5 Songs That I’ve heard today

Southern Cross – Crosby, Stills & Nash

Sail On – Commodores

Sailing – Christopher Cross

Sail Away – Styx

Down Easter Alexa – Billy Joel

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Posted on October 11, 2013, in Constitution, Flathead County, Modesto, News & Notes, Simply Unexplainable Stuff and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. Omg lmao!!

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